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Horror Comedy Fiction inspired iby the RPG |
Crucifiction Games Press - More Than Just Some Company That Makes Horror-Comedy Games!
Now we make horror-comedy NOVELS, too! Jump into a world of lurking terrors, pulse-pounding tension, chili-cheese nachos and the occasional corn dog with our brand new line of fiction. If you like our games (or are terrified, mortified, traumatized or otherwise adversely affected) then you'll feel the same about our books!
Graveyard Shift: The Adventures of Carson Dudley
Inspired by Horror Rules, the Simply Horrible Roleplaying Game and jammed to the gills with just as much suspense, edge-of-your-seat action and supernatural thrills and chills as the five-star RPG, this series is must-read for those who like their horror with a twist. Follow the adventures of average, everyday, regular Joe convenience store clerk Carson Dudley as he battles his way through one supernatural encounter after another... and still finds time to mop the floors! Backed by the strangest assortment of customers to ever grace a mini-mart doorway, Carson has taken up the mantle of protector of Las Calamas, standing in the face of one of the darkest and most sinister threats the city has ever faced - the Curio Shop! In an ordinary city, in an ordinary neighborhood, in an ordinary store, for an ordinary clerk... things are about to get freakin' nuts!
Now we make horror-comedy NOVELS, too! Jump into a world of lurking terrors, pulse-pounding tension, chili-cheese nachos and the occasional corn dog with our brand new line of fiction. If you like our games (or are terrified, mortified, traumatized or otherwise adversely affected) then you'll feel the same about our books!
Graveyard Shift: The Adventures of Carson Dudley
Inspired by Horror Rules, the Simply Horrible Roleplaying Game and jammed to the gills with just as much suspense, edge-of-your-seat action and supernatural thrills and chills as the five-star RPG, this series is must-read for those who like their horror with a twist. Follow the adventures of average, everyday, regular Joe convenience store clerk Carson Dudley as he battles his way through one supernatural encounter after another... and still finds time to mop the floors! Backed by the strangest assortment of customers to ever grace a mini-mart doorway, Carson has taken up the mantle of protector of Las Calamas, standing in the face of one of the darkest and most sinister threats the city has ever faced - the Curio Shop! In an ordinary city, in an ordinary neighborhood, in an ordinary store, for an ordinary clerk... things are about to get freakin' nuts!
Midnight Snack
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Something's Got the Munchies...
Working the night shift at the neighborhood 24/7, Carson Dudley has seen his share of weird - but never the kind that tries to kill you, drain all your blood and stuff your body in a dumpster. Something has moved into the neighborhood and is turning latenight snackers into latenight snacks, leaving a bloody trail of bodies through the quiet, peaceful seaside city of Las Calamas. With his trusty baseball bat and an unlikely collection of would-be battlers of the supernatural - a techie co-ed with a shady past, a trigger-happy rent-a-cop and an aging nun with anger management issues - it's up to Carson to uncover the evil that threatens his beloved mini-mart and put it down once and for all... before he becomes the next Midnight Snack! The first book in a decidedly different horror comedy series about a guy, his baseball bat, and things that go bump in the night: Graveyard Shift, the Adventures of Carson Dudley! In an ordinary ciy... In an ordinary neighborhood... In an ordinary store... For an ordinary clerk... Things are about to get freakin' nuts! |
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Another rotten Night
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Something's Rotten In Las Calamas...
And it ain't the corn dogs! After defeating the fiendish vampire Vanessa, Carson returns to his beloved 24/7 only to find it threatened by a new foe - this one older, meaner and a whole lot stinkier. Caught in the grip of this evil and a merciless summer heat wave, Las Calamas sizzles with suspense, mystery and danger as Carson faces eery events, new management, a trainee, the undead, betrayal, ancient curses, Banana Yoo-hoo and a sinister old nemesis - the Curio Shop! With corporate execs breathing down his neck, zombie ninjas (and worse) lurking in the shadows and his friends tangled up in troubles of their own, for Carson Dudley, it's bound to be... Another Rotten Night! |
Parts
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Something's Missing Pieces...
And when it's found, it just doesn't look right. In fact, it looks wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Not to mention disgusting, unwholesome and deadly. Something in Las Calamas is doing its darnedest to turn the city into its very own biological playground. It's science gone bad - very very bad! Caught in the web of this sinister force and its eery creations while still entangled in the mystery of the enigmatic and now actively hostile Curio Shop, Carson and his Gang of fledgling monster hunters quickly have their hands full. Mix in mysterious secrets, dire prophecies, agonizing career decisions, an arrest, a diet, a mounting body count, catastrophic romance fails, stitched horrors and a Ghost from Kiki's past and it's no wonder everything and everyone is driven right to the edge. And when it all goes crashing over, the only thing left will be broken, tangled, bloody... Parts! |
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